Mango Minster 2011 Entry

I just heard about the Mango Minster 2011 contest and there is a category for kittehs!  I thought I would throw my floofy paw in the contest.  For this contest, we have to answer questions telling why we are the best kitteh, using photos.  I think I am the best kitteh for this category because I am a beautiful, southern diva ladycat!

 

Now to answer some of the questions:

1. When your human calls your name do you feign interest or outright ignore them?  

I only respond to my mom if there are treats involved.  Otherwise, I show her the floofy tail.

2.  Do you meditate at least 20 hours each day?
I meditate a minimum of 23 hours a day.  I only come out for treats and stinky goodness.  A southern diva ladycat must get her beauty sleep and meditate whenever possible.

3. Do you ignore expensive gifts from your pals in favor of a Q-tip discovered on the wet room floor?
Definitely!  My mom used to buy all of these expensive toys for me and I would totally ignore them.  She accidentally dropped a Q-tip on the floor one day and off I went with it.  Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures of that.  However, when I was a little baby, my favorite toy was a shoe string, so I thought it wouldn't hurt my chances to include a Baby Praline photo!

4.  At 8PM are you likely to be found counter surfing or pretending to be a lap cat in the hope of getting foodables?
I must admit that I come out of meditation around 8:00 pm for my stinky goodness.  What I love to do is to start harassing my mom for my food and then when she stops doing whatever to feed me, I ignore the food and insist that she put some on her fingers for me to eat!  After a few licks from her fingers, I usually give in and eat.

5.  Do you bury your poop and / or build a mountain atop which to carefully place a poopy Stoned Hinged sculpture?

A proper southern ladycat would never tell!

 So there are my entries!  Do you think I have a chance?