8.21.2009

As the Paw Turns: The Party

We left Mayor G. Jasper taking a nap and having sweet dreams of Praline and Maggy, thinking everything was all set for the party at Sweet Praline's cottage. Luckily for him, the phone rang and woke him up. Sweet Praline purred into the phone, "GJ, what time would you like me to be at your house to help you set up?" Mayor Jasper was too embarrassed to let his sweetheart know that he forgot it was at his house, so he told her that everything was already set up and she just needed to plan on an evening being pampered! As soon as he hung up the phone, he immediately called Inigo Flufflebum and d'Artangan Rumblepurr Catering and Partying Consultants, the best in the village of Furville. When they heard the "last minute" party was being hosted by Sweet Praline, they immediately responded with a "yes! we'd love to help." Mayor Jasper sighed as he hung up the phone and looked at the green papers he would need to deduct from his upcoming campaign tour. However, he knew it was worth it for Sweet Praline. Thank goodness she called him and woke him up.


The scene fades to Mayor Jasper's house . . .

Mayor G.Jasper, "I've called you all here this evening at the request of Sweet Praline, the village Diva. She truly believes that we can all get along, without hissing and swatting and the rivalry among us. In fact, perhaps we can teach the humans a lesson about that (they do need it now don't they?). I've invited you here to my humble abode (we mayoral types are poorly paid!) so we can share food and nip."

Praline: "Thank you, Your Honor. As you said, I do believe we can all become furriends and still enjoy each other's company."

Mayor G.Jasper: "Will you all take your seats at the table please? The humans wish to begin serving us." (He clapped his paws and Paula, Peggy, Ann, Sachi, Rone, and Carol jumped to attention and begin serving the group.)

Praline: "May I sit beside you, Your Honor?"

Mayor G. Jasper: "Of course, dearest."

The Mayor (again): "Bhu, get out of your bag and come to the table. Romeo, I know you're tired, but sleeping on the table is totally not permitted in my home, move to your chair please!"

Bhu: "I like being in the bag, or in a box, or behind something, or under something... or, or... oh well, I'll sit if I must."

Romeo: "Stop complaining GJ, I did one-hundred-and-one surgeries today! I worked far harder than any old civil servant like you, and I'm am tired! But, out of deference to your position, I'll be seated."

The Mayor (again): "Goma, get off the sidebar and come join us. Melvin, you too, put your mousie away and come to the table, Mouchois."

Goma: "But you know I can get much better photographs from over here, and I do have to publish tomorrow in both the political section and the social pages! Though I am concerned GJ, about it being "free advertising" for your next mayoral run in 2010; will I have to give equal space to the other candidates?"

Melvin: "I don't wanna come to the table. I mean I do wanna come to the table. I don't wanna sit in that high chair, that's for baby-kitties, and I am growing big now. Besides, where I go, my mousey goes!"

The Mayor (again, with a heavy sigh): "Goma, you can take pictures after dinner. And don't get all hissy about the advertising, I'll give you green papers if you insist! Melvin, just push your high chair up to the table by Romeo please; I have no other chair. Besides, Romeo will cut up your tuna cakes for you, since you're not allowed to use a knife yet."

Praline: "Shame for shame! You are all fussing and arguing over the silliest little things. This is not a good way to start our evening of harmony and getting along together."

The Mayor (frowning): "And so where is Maggy? Didn't she come, or is she late as usual?"

Praline: "Mmmm, Uuhh, she's way back there in the corner. She says she won't join us unless Khyra can come to!"

The Mayor (totally exasperated now): "OK, OK... Khyra please join us. After all... wouldn't you all agree that's a very good way to begin getting along?"

Everyone, in unison: "Yes, oh yes it is. Purrs all."

Praline: "And that dear friends is "how the paw turns". It turns towards you, with friendship."


In the meantime, Sweet Praline touches both Mayor Jasper's and Bhu's paws under the table and little Melvin spots them while he is retrieving his mousie . . .


To be continued one of these days . . .





Tomorrow - Out takes from the show of all of the cast!

22 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I am so glad that everyone is getting along!!!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Even if most of woo are KHATS!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Pinky Ash and Boo said...

What a fun soap opera, we all enjoyed it very much.

Misha said...

Ginger Jasper had better watch out! If I know d'Artagnan Rumblepurr he'll try and steal the pretty ladycats from under GJ's nose!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...
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dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

OMC OMC OMC!!! It's us!!!!! We're in the story!! OMC!!!

Is that the end?!? Oh no!! We want more!!! We think that GJ and the beautiful Miss Praline are gonna get married, what a stunning wedding that would be...

Teddy Westlife said...

If there's a wedding I want to be a flowercat.

Huffle Mawson

ZOOLATRY said...

Well my dear sweet "P"... cats are said to be independent, having cat-fights or hissy fits, swatting, whining, hiding, stealing toys and treats: but in the end, we can get along, we do get along...
We have proved it in Fursville!

The Creek Cats said...

This is the greatest show, we are totally hooked!

The Monkeys said...

What a great soap opera! Good job

The Kitty Krew said...

*Sigh* We love a happy ending...

*Many paws clapping*

Well done, everyone!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Cory said...

Oh Praline...and you are leaving us thinking and wanting more with your sweet touch paws! Purrs to all of you! This was great fun!

Anonymous said...

Praline...we were really looking forward to which manCat you were going to choose. I guess we'll have to impatient wait some more...We give standing ovations to you all!!! BRAVO!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, a teaser ending. What fun. More to look forward to one day.

Very good, Praline. You can all take a bow and be pleased with your performances.

Pattyskypants said...

Concatulations to the cast! U all should get Acatamy Awards! xxoo Bhu

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I think you have a great cast here. I am so sorry I am missing so much. I must ask my mom to quit her job so I can keep up with this soap opera!
--JB

Jasmim said...

Praline, you're doing a great performance!

Amy & the house of cats said...

It is so good to have a happy ending - but Praline, you sound like you were up to something at the end there - could we be looking at a sequel (keeps fingers crossed!)

Us4 Cats said...

we likd the pics!!!!

Romeo said...

Pugs and I are soooo impressed. We are addicted to the show for sure. xo!

The Florida Furkids said...

Great story and wonderful quote from you!! We can't wait for the second season - this was pawsome!!

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Loved the show. We want more!