2.07.2009

Mystery Solved!

Thanks to Secret Agent 007.5, Harley (with my assistance), the culprit for stealing my floof has been found! It was the evil Kirby Monster!!! Kirby has been in hiding for quite a while and began sneaking out of the closet a few days ago. Mom is trying to claim she had nothing to do with it, but after that "age" blunder, I must keep my eyes on her. I reminded my mom that I must be in all of my floofiness for the Inaugural Ball on Tuesday, so she could just put Kirby back in hiding.

I think I smell my floof!!! Just look at that evil red smile!


Kirby, give me back my floof!!!!!!


By the way, Mom says thanks for all of the ideas for my excess floof (Mom! I don't have excess floof). Some of the suggestions were to put the floof outside for the birds to use in building their nests, send the floof to the shelters to help warm up the "not so floofy" kitties, or even get someone to convert my floof into yarn and make a sweater or purse. I prefer to think that my floof is extremely valuable, especially since I have been named as the Minister of Floofy Affairs, and someone (MOM) is trying to sell my floof on the black market. For that reason, I have hired extra security for the Inaugural Ball on Tuesday.

28 comments:

MaoMao said...

hehehe!!!! We Ballicai are so glad you founded the culprit: Kirby the Floof Stealer!

You are the purrfect choice fur Minister of Floofy Affairs, and wowie, a black market fur floof! I'm gonna have to grab some big ol' floofwads off Brainball.... bwahahahaha! :)

Mom likes the idea of a floofsweater! Of course she kinda wears one anyway as much as she loves on us and we love on her. She sez kitty floof is the bestest fashun acksessory!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Kirby is not to be trusted! Neither is your mum, I think.

Thank you for your kind words about Salvador.

Huffle Mawson

Sniffie said...

Kirby looks evil! We think anything that steals floof is BAAADDD!!

Have fun at the Inaugural Ball. Mom is going to be away this week, so we're not sure we'll get to attend. Auntie El is here taking care of us and we might not be able to sneak onto the computer.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Country Cats said...

Yes it is very important for our Minister of Floofy affairs to have all of her floof! Your mom does not seem to understand the importance of your office. We think you should stay far, far, away from the evil Kirby fo rnow.

MacVet said...

Thank you for checking up on me! Mommy is monitoring me closely and says that I am doing furry well after the "snip-snip". But I dun unnerstand why I haf a nagging feeling that I am missing somefing.

~Slash

Laila and Minchie said...

When our Mom changes the vacuum bag it's just loaded with our furs. But what she combs out goes into our baggies. We think our Mom needs to get a life! teeheehee

Enjoy your warm weather!

The Island Cats said...

Hahaha! Praline, we're glad the mystery is solved! Our "kirby" is named "dyson" and it steals our furs too!

Patty Skypants said...

Me stays as far awayz frum Kirby as possible!! U gets too close!! Run, Sweet P, Run!

Cory said...

My mom has donated dog "hair"...(certainly not floof) to the birdies building their nests, but cat floof such as yours is way too valuable. You are wise to hire extra security for the Inagural Ball. My Grete dog will be my private not-so-secret service agent for the occasion so I feel safe.

Cliff and Olivia said...

We knew it! We just knew... Why do they need those machines? We don't quite understand, but then... humans are strange beings.

Angus Mhor said...

I think we need to send a commando squad in there to take out Kirby, thereby rendering your home a "floof-safe" zone, Praline. You must have your floof!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Don't turn your back on the evil Kirby! We don't like the look in his eyes.

Peanut Butter and Jenny said...

wow.... a kirby monster steeling your floofs??? that is crazy! iz like a moovie! i iz glad you finded them1

Cat with a garden said...

Phew, glad you found out, Sweet Praline! That Kirby looks like a mean floof stealer. Mom mutters something about him "doing a good job", though...
Purrs, Siena

Shadow / Molly said...

Those evil vaccccccuuuuuummmmmmsssss shud just go away! One scared poor Parker the other day too! We is glad yoo found out where yer furs went, whew that was asckery not knowing.

Tuck said...

That is one scary looking monster! I think that Kirby's little brother lives at my house. He's not so big and evil looking though. Protect your floof Praline! That thing looks like it gets real hungry...

Cheysuli and gemini said...

We now put Gemini's floof outside... it worked for a couple of things--in the spring, like Fat Eric suggested the birds take it.

In the late summer a few years back when she disappeared on us outside, everyone said it would help her find her way home!

Daisy said...

Maybe Kirby is working together with Dr. No!

Eric and Flynn said...

We are glad the mystery is solved, but you need to keep a close watch on that evil Kirby.

Black Cat said...

Ooooo, that Kirby bloke looks evil! How dare he steal your floof, that's just plain rude! BTW, I heard somewhere that kitteh fur can't be made into yarn coz it's got no "hooks" or something but I don't know... I hope it's not true coz I think a kitteh fur sweater would be much better and softer than the finest angora! :) xxx

Grrreta said...

We should have known! That proves that we kitties are very smart for being askeered of sucky monsters. I can't believe that smug smile on the Kirby Monster's face!

Hansel said...

Oh Praline, a floof stealer monsteh! We haz one of dem too. Him came out tadeh- an i waited til him went back in his cave, den i floofed sum more.

Hansel said...

o, yeah...
I lefted yoo an awardie... HERE!

Fin said...

Your evil Kirby looks alot like our evil Dyson! Also a floof stealer.

Angel said...

Yuo got to watch those evil Kidbys. Ours snuck out of the closte today!

GOMA+SACHIE said...

oh nos!!! how can you get it out??your fluff is eating by noisy monsterrr!!! I hates the monstaer it iz scarys!!! praline fight!!

JB's Big World said...

I think you should be able to keep all your floof.
--JB

Sunny's Mommy said...

Congratulations on finding out what was stealing your precious, beautiful floof. I think the evil Kirby should be banned from your home!!